| Place | Team | W | L | T | Points Scored | Points Allowed | Win Percent |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thongs and Dongs (Goodman) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 87.5% | ||
| 2 | A Lil Tipsy (Denning) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 62.5% | ||
| 3 | Sandy Balls (Reimer) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 62.5% | ||
| 4 | Smash and Dash (Hostin) | 3 | 5 | 0 | 37.5% | ||
| 5 | Couples Therapy (Clawson) | 2 | 5 | 0 | 28.571428571429% | ||
| 6 | Ace, Grit, and Digs (Ellsworth) | 1 | 6 | 0 | 14.285714285714% |