| Place | Team | W | L | T | Points | Points Against | % Games Won |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bump Around and Find Out (Horsch) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 1 | 100.0% |
| 2 | Aces High (McCormick) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 3 | 87.5% |
| 3 | Spike Tyson (Rowland) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 75.0% |
| 4 | The Goated Soon-To-Be Back-To-Back Champions Barking Discord Kittens Squad (Davis) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 71.4% |
| 5 | Chug Jug Champs (P. Kukowski) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 3 | 62.5% |
| 6 | How I Set Your Mother (Reel) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 62.5% |
| 7 | Pancake Girth (Silva) | 3 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 11 | 37.5% |
| 8 | Gold Diggers (McKenzie) | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 25.0% |
| 9 | Default Engineers (Iglar) | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 16.7% |
| 10 | Hot Soup (Cheng) | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 16.7% |
| 11 | Bayern Force (Melendez) | 1 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 14.3% |
| 12 | Nothing But Net (Blue) | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0.0% |